I'm on my feet, I'm on the floor, I'm good to go

I guess I'm just in sort of a thinking about clothes mood. So, here's what's going on.
Things that I just can't get behind:
jumpsuits: For one thing, they're really not flattering on very many people. They're basically like overalls. Except harder to get out of when you really need to pee.
tights/leggings as pants: Things that count as coverings for your crotch/butt area in public: pants, shorts, a skirt, even a really long shirt. But not tights. Or leggings. Seriously, every time I see that and it's not because someone was just exercising (or about to) I just want to run up to them, tell them to put on some real pants, and run away. But maybe I'm just really weird.
pre-distressed jeans: Why? Why spend so much money to look like you have old jeans? If it's in style at least take an old pair of jeans and distress them yourself. I feel like pre-distressed jeans just seem like they're trying too hard.
Open toed boots: This is just a matter of ugliness. I mean, I suppose they're not the ugliest things I've ever seen, I even don't mind some of them (Reference Jane on Sea of Shoes for that one) but in general, they just...I don't know, I feel like it defeats the purpose of wearing boots. Like, your ankles are cold enough that they need covering, but your toes need to be exposed. I mean, I know boots aren't worn just for warmth, but still. It boggles the mind.
There was something else I was going to add, but I forget what it was. Oh wells.